Hail Santa! Don't miss our Satanic holiday events

Wednesday, December 12, Seattle Satanists meet at the Seattle Ferry Terminal at 10pm for the Satanic Midnight Cruise. We'll board the 10:30 pm ferry to Bremerton, and make our pacts with the Devil at astronomical midnight on the return ferry.

Wednesday, December 26, come to the Dark Side for some Antichristmas cookies at 7:30 pm in room 200 of The Olympia Center. The Olympia Satanists still gather every fourth Wednesday of the months to discuss all matters sinister and depraved. Come share your sinful resolutions for the new year!

Hail Santa! Hail Satan!