Smaller satanic ferry scheduled for people on the go

Short on space but big on Satan? Keep an eye out for these miniature Satanic sailing schedules at select Seattle locations. Want some of your own to share? Get them at the next Satanic cruise or send a SASE to:

ATTN: Maritime Scheduling Dept.
Satanic Missionary Society
PO Box 11753
Olympia WA 98502

Satanic Ferry Schedules

Here are some satanic ferry schedules. Anyone remember the old schedules for the coho ferry to Victoria? They were printed on cards about this size. But they weren't as wicked as these. Not the best camera on this mobile device. Here's what they say:

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Midnight Satanic Cruise

Seattle Satanists meet monthly on the new moon to share our infernal interests and to make pacts with the Devil. We meet at either Coleman Dock or Fauntleroy to board the ferry that will be underway at astronomial midnight, when we make our way to the upper deck for our unholy rite. We welcome all Satanists, theistic or not, as well as any others wishing to make pacts with the Dark Lord. Join us if you dare! Hail Satan!

Back side lists meeting times through March. Here's a more wordy version of the schedule:

Tuesday, November 13: meet at 10:30 at Coleman Dock, board 10:55 Bainbridge Ferry, board 11:35 return ferry, Astronomical Midnight is at 11:54

Wednesday, December 12: meet at 10:00 at Coleman Dock, board 10:30 Bremerton Ferry, board 11:40 return ferry, Astronomical Midnight is at 12:04

Thursday, January 10: meet at 10:00 at Coleman Dock, board 10:30 Bremerton Ferry, board 11:40 return ferry, Astronomical Midnight is at 12:17

Saturday, February 9: meet at 10:00 at Coleman Dock, board 10:30 Bremerton Ferry, board 11:40 return ferry, Astronomical Midnight is at 12:24

Monday, March 11 (night of Sunday, March 10): meet at 12:30 at Fauntleroy (west seattle), board 12:55 Southworth/Vashon Ferry, board 1:40 return ferry, Astronomical Midnight is at 1:19

Satanic midnight cruise

Make your pact with the devil, meet other satanists.

No, we don't actually have our own Satanic cruise ship, but that doesn't have to stop us. Beginning November 13, the Seattle Satanists will set sail every astronomical midnight nearest the new moon to make our pact with the Devil. We'll meet at Coleman Dock (foot of Marion) at 10:30 pm and walk onto the 10:55 bainbridge ferry for our Satanic Social Hour, then board the return ferry at 11:35pm for our date with the Dark Lord at astronomical midnight on the upper outside deck.

Check our new web-site for details: http://seattle.worshipsatan.org

Hail Satan!