Monday, December 31, 2012

Let's Make a Deal

Next Satanic Midnight Cruise on January 10 in Seattle. Meet at 10:00 pm at the ferry terminal. Take 10:30 ferry to Bremerton. Pact with the Devil at 12:17am!

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Hail Santa! Don't miss our Satanic holiday events

Wednesday, December 12, Seattle Satanists meet at the Seattle Ferry Terminal at 10pm for the Satanic Midnight Cruise. We'll board the 10:30 pm ferry to Bremerton, and make our pacts with the Devil at astronomical midnight on the return ferry.

Wednesday, December 26, come to the Dark Side for some Antichristmas cookies at 7:30 pm in room 200 of The Olympia Center. The Olympia Satanists still gather every fourth Wednesday of the months to discuss all matters sinister and depraved. Come share your sinful resolutions for the new year!

Hail Santa! Hail Satan!

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Monday, November 5, 2012

Only a week from tomorrow

The first midnight satanic cruise is only eight days away. Here are a few new versions of the flyer. They'll be in select Seattle locations tomorrow. If you could ask the Devil for anything, what would it be? The good news is that you can ask for whatever you want. Be careful what you wish for, though. If you can't make it to the midnight cruise, you can still make a pact with Satan. Any crossroads at the edge of town will do. Just be there on any dark night. Don't forget to bring your soul...

Monday, October 29, 2012

Smaller satanic ferry scheduled for people on the go

Short on space but big on Satan? Keep an eye out for these miniature Satanic sailing schedules at select Seattle locations. Want some of your own to share? Get them at the next Satanic cruise or send a SASE to:

ATTN: Maritime Scheduling Dept.
Satanic Missionary Society
PO Box 11753
Olympia WA 98502

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Satanic Ferry Schedules

Here are some satanic ferry schedules. Anyone remember the old schedules for the coho ferry to Victoria? They were printed on cards about this size. But they weren't as wicked as these. Not the best camera on this mobile device. Here's what they say:


Midnight Satanic Cruise

Seattle Satanists meet monthly on the new moon to share our infernal interests and to make pacts with the Devil. We meet at either Coleman Dock or Fauntleroy to board the ferry that will be underway at astronomial midnight, when we make our way to the upper deck for our unholy rite. We welcome all Satanists, theistic or not, as well as any others wishing to make pacts with the Dark Lord. Join us if you dare! Hail Satan!

Back side lists meeting times through March. Here's a more wordy version of the schedule:

Tuesday, November 13: meet at 10:30 at Coleman Dock, board 10:55 Bainbridge Ferry, board 11:35 return ferry, Astronomical Midnight is at 11:54

Wednesday, December 12: meet at 10:00 at Coleman Dock, board 10:30 Bremerton Ferry, board 11:40 return ferry, Astronomical Midnight is at 12:04

Thursday, January 10: meet at 10:00 at Coleman Dock, board 10:30 Bremerton Ferry, board 11:40 return ferry, Astronomical Midnight is at 12:17

Saturday, February 9: meet at 10:00 at Coleman Dock, board 10:30 Bremerton Ferry, board 11:40 return ferry, Astronomical Midnight is at 12:24

Monday, March 11 (night of Sunday, March 10): meet at 12:30 at Fauntleroy (west seattle), board 12:55 Southworth/Vashon Ferry, board 1:40 return ferry, Astronomical Midnight is at 1:19

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Satanic midnight cruise

Make your pact with the devil, meet other satanists.

No, we don't actually have our own Satanic cruise ship, but that doesn't have to stop us. Beginning November 13, the Seattle Satanists will set sail every astronomical midnight nearest the new moon to make our pact with the Devil. We'll meet at Coleman Dock (foot of Marion) at 10:30 pm and walk onto the 10:55 bainbridge ferry for our Satanic Social Hour, then board the return ferry at 11:35pm for our date with the Dark Lord at astronomical midnight on the upper outside deck.

Check our new web-site for details:

Hail Satan!

Friday, March 23, 2012

Calling all Satanists in Seattle

Seattle Satanists is a place to meet your fellow Satanists in the Seattle area. Our meetings are open to anyone who identifies as Satanic or is respectfully curious about Satanism. We are currently looking for meeting space and more Satanists. We will update this blog with meeting times and places in the near future. If you want to help, or if you want to be contacted by us with updates, please call 512-33-SATAN and specify you are calling about Seattle Satanists in your message