Adopt a Demon!

Or a few! Check out the Satanic Missionary Society's new on-line shop where you can adopt Pocket Demons for incredibly low prices (considering all they can do!). All items in the shop are individually hand-crafted by the Antichris and his infernal minions! Many more items coming soon!

http://www.etsy.com/shop/SatanicMission

Pact with the Devil: July 7/8

Pact with the Devil is on the Fauntleroy ferry this month. Meet at 12:30 am at Fauntleroy after sunday July 7 (morning of Monday June 8) for the 12:55 southworth ferry. Astronomical midnight is at 1:14 am. Hail Satan!

Pact with the Devil June 7

Join us this Friday for the monthly pact with the Devil! Meet at the downtown Seattle ferry terminal at 11:45 pm. You can do whatever ritual you want, as long as it's wicked! Hail Satan!

Pact with the Devil tomorrow night in Seattle

Thursday, May 9 at 11:45pm meet at Coleman Dock. We'll take the 12:15 ferry to Bainbridge and return on the 12:55 ferry. Astronomical Midnight is at 1:06 am. The Antichris will bring Satanic candles, bottled demons, and other diabolical surprises. Ashlee the the Blind Satanist Dominatrix may also be there. Hail Satan!

Finally! Real Satanic Ritual Abuse!

Have you seen a blind woman walking around Olympia shouting "Hail Satan!" to everyone? She can do more than upset strangers. She's a naturally gifted dominatrix as well, and she's now accepting new clients. Check out her new blog and give her a call if you dare!

http://blind-satanist.blogspot.com

Hail Satan!

Nik Nerburn's film "Paul" screens this Friday, May 4, in Seattle

Nik Nerburn's film on Paul Ingram, the wrongfully accused "Satanic Sheriff" is screening this friday in seattle:

here's a trailer: http://niknerburn.wordpress.com/paul-the-secret-story-of-olympias-satanic-sheriff

And here's the message he sent to me about it that went to my junk folder by mistake:

"I'm Nik, the guy who made the film about Paul Ingram. I wanted to let you know that the film is playing May 4th in Seattle as part of the Seattle True Independent Film Festival. Do you think you could send the info the whoever runs the Seattle Satanists blog so they could post the date, time and location to promote it on their blog? I think it'd be good for some Seattle satanists to get interested in the Ingram story, since it's so close to them but so under reported. What do you think?"

Pact with the Devil

Join us for our monthly pact with the Prince of Darkness this Tuesday, April 9 at 11:45 pm! We will meet at the passenger loading area at the downtown Seattle ferry terminal and board the 12:15 Bainbridge ferry. Look for our dark and sinister presence to find us. Hail Satan!